Hi I am Selmer and I have a problem with pornography. Spent a large part of my evening walking into sex-shops, staring at walls full of vibrators, while trying not to blush and/or start giggling/stuttering. Only partly succeeded. The hard part appears to be flicking through the porn dvd's while looking like a pro. I just can't do it!

The reason why I needed porn has got something to do with Sinterklaas this weekend. And let's just say that I'm now all porned-up. Woohoo! May need a bit more practise at buying porn though. Maybe I should make this a more regular activity :-)